-ing Son of a Smegging Belgian

Some creative cursing for email or for when you're around the family:

List of fictional expletives - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Favourites include:
ass-clown- Office Space
Belgium - from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
frak - Battlestar Galactica
Jackhole - Coined by late night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel
Lando - from Spaced T.V. series. "You Lando!" - meaning "you sold us out". Reference to Lando Calrissian's betrayal of Han Solo in The Empire Strikes Back.
smeg - from Red Dwarf
Sugar Honey Iced Tea - from the movie Madagascar. A reverse acronym of shit.