This clip had me giggling at 2 in the morning, enjoy, and imagine how much orange soda and pop rocks may have fuelled this performance.
Quicktime mpeg link here, via ultragrrrl.
Quicktime mpeg link here, via ultragrrrl.
Monday, February 27, 2006
Happy Birthday to Nicole, one of my oldest friends!
Even though we haven't seen each other in a while, she still manages to crack me up without trying. For example, this line in a recent email:
"...all I seem to do is go to kickboxing and plan the wedding."
Amused me all day, picturing a kickboxing bride, roundhouse and a veil. I think that would come in handy with the wedding planning and all. Wedding Planning: The Chuck Norris way.
Caterer: And we will be charging you this much for the crab puffs.
Kickboxing Bride: KYAIIIIII!!!
Caterer: We can bring that down a bit.
One of the things I remember we had in common was both being fans of Robert Fulghum while we were in high school. Robert Fulghum is a writer, best known for All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten. His stories tended to provide a sense of optimism and about seeing things in a different light, something I still carry with me to this day.
So for my friend, here is Robert Fulghum's website with new stories posted to it. Enjoy!
PS So jealous you are spending your birthday in Montreal and going to the New Pornographers concert.
Robert Fulghum, OFFICIAL Website, see NEW stories!
Even though we haven't seen each other in a while, she still manages to crack me up without trying. For example, this line in a recent email:
"...all I seem to do is go to kickboxing and plan the wedding."
Amused me all day, picturing a kickboxing bride, roundhouse and a veil. I think that would come in handy with the wedding planning and all. Wedding Planning: The Chuck Norris way.
Caterer: And we will be charging you this much for the crab puffs.
Kickboxing Bride: KYAIIIIII!!!
Caterer: We can bring that down a bit.
One of the things I remember we had in common was both being fans of Robert Fulghum while we were in high school. Robert Fulghum is a writer, best known for All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten. His stories tended to provide a sense of optimism and about seeing things in a different light, something I still carry with me to this day.
So for my friend, here is Robert Fulghum's website with new stories posted to it. Enjoy!
PS So jealous you are spending your birthday in Montreal and going to the New Pornographers concert.
Robert Fulghum, OFFICIAL Website, see NEW stories!
Friday, February 24, 2006
Congratulations to the Canadian Women's Hockey Team on their gold medal win at the 2006 Olympics. Pictured here is the gingerbread version of a gold medal member of the team. I would have taken a picture of the cookie version of the Canadian Men's Hockey team, but like their real life counterparts, they crumbled.Cookies from The Queen of Tarts
Photo by the2scoops
Comic book fans are a notoriously finicky, picky lot, especially when it comes to continuity. A recent storyline in Spider-Man saw a character have her arm broken at a highly dramatic moment in one issue, and appear fine and healthy in the next issue. Of course, comic fans spotted the gaffe, took to the forums and chatrooms to discuss A) plausible explanations B) editorial sloppiness and C) how this could lead to the end of Western civilization. Typical post: "The MJ arm fix... That's just sloppy, sloppy editing. Man, that's just lazy..." This type of error can happen when you have the same storyline passed between multiple writers and/or artists.
Writer J. Michael Straczynski thought he’d have a little fun in a recent issue of Amazing Spider-Man. A discussion between Peter Parker (Spider-Man) and Tony Stark (Iron Man) explains away this continuity error, while having fun with the readers. The fourth wall between character and reader blinks off and on for a second with all the timing of a sitcom. Hah!
Click image for larger (readable) image, good for a laugh.
Writer J. Michael Straczynski thought he’d have a little fun in a recent issue of Amazing Spider-Man. A discussion between Peter Parker (Spider-Man) and Tony Stark (Iron Man) explains away this continuity error, while having fun with the readers. The fourth wall between character and reader blinks off and on for a second with all the timing of a sitcom. Hah!
Click image for larger (readable) image, good for a laugh.
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
Henry Rollins is a musician, storyteller, actor, and an all around cool guy. Henry Rollins is one of my favourite people and I look forward to his spoken-word tours whenever he comes to town. Henry is smart, outspoken, and likes to stay well informed. Henry Rollins hates weakness and ignorance. And Henry Rollins isn't shy.
So it was pretty ignorant and weak when someone seated next to Henry Rollins on an Australia-bound flight noticed he was reading a copy of Wall Street Journal correspondent Ahmed Rashid's book "Jihad: The Rise of Militant Islam in Central Asia", and after the flight reported him to Australia's version of Department of Homeland Security, who are now investigating him.
"The guy phoned me in to their, like, anti-terrorist board, and they found me - they looked me up," he said. "They looked up the flight and found out who was sitting in seat 10A and they got to me. And they said, 'OK, you're now a person of interest. The man next to you does not agree with your politics and he didn't like the book you were reading.' This kind of provocation, I don't respond very well to. I was furious. And so I wrote back, 'You can tell everyone at your office, including your boss, to go f--- themselves. This book has been read by a ton of people -— I am not a threat to your state or any state or any republic. Baghdad's safer than my hometown and your PM is a sissy.'The part that really gets him is the passenger didn't have the guts to call him on the book on the flight. Anyone who has listened to Henry Rollins speak knows he isn't shy about confrontation and Henry Rollins is one of the last people I would want mad at me as he is smart, muscular and has free time. The last thing anyone would want is to answer a knock at the door and find a stoked and pissed off Henry Rollins.
"Days later I received an e-mail from a woman who I guess figured out who I was and found me. I had been named a "person of interest."’ Basically, they get calls like this every five minutes, and I'’m probably on the '‘who cares'’ list, in that they'll probably let me into the country again. But the fact that this guy could be that ignorant and call me in on this for a book . . . I was angry. Because of the fact that the guy wouldn'’t confront me. I like confrontation. If I'’ve offended you, let me know. Don'’t call it in and not leave your name. I just think it's pretty weak.Gee, at least it wasn't The Qur'an or Rollins would have been dragged from his bed and tasered. You can be confident that this will be brought up by Rollins on either his new show or on his spoken word tour. The new show "The Henry Rollins Show" premieres in April on the IFC network. No word on any Canadian stations showing it.
"He didn't even leave his name and address [when he called], and that, to me, is pretty cowardly. The next time I get out to Australia -— that is, if they let me in - I am going to talk about that guy in every interview I do. And it will get to him. It's a small country, in that there aren't a lot of people there and most of the country's just sand and flies. So it will get to him.
HENRY ROLLINS.com
The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century :: Joey deVilla's Weblog :: Henry Rollins' "William Shatner" Story
Henry Rollins telling a funny-ass story of how he ended up working on William Shatner's album, about 25 minutes: Rollins Shatner Anecdote.mp3
Henry Rollins - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
The Henry Rollins Show
Henry Rollins is Not an Islamist at Yeeeah!
mtv.com - News - Rollins Angry About Terror Accusation, Stoked About Talk Show
The Queen of Tarts is a local pastry shop in the Roncesvalles neighbourhood of Toronto with a stellar reputation for tarts, cookies and tasty nibbly bits. One of their specialties are handmade gingerbread people, done up as characters and celebrities. I popped in Sunday to find a whole set of Trailer Park Boys, complete with icing mullets and a rum and coke in Julian's hand. I love the expression on Gingerbread Bubbles, I can just hear him say "Not my @!#'n gumdrop buttons!"Chomp on a cookie-devil, give a loved one a Gingerbread Don Cherry or bring a Gingerbread Martha Stewart as a host/hostess gift at the next party. The bride and groom cookies make creative bonbonieres. Check out here for a selection of cookies and drop in at the shop to see rotating celebs. Past ones have included a Michael Jackson with chimp and baby, and a set of the women from Sex In The City.
The Queen of Tarts website
The Queen of Tarts Gingerbread cookies
The Queen of Tarts283 Roncesvalles Ave,
Toronto, Ontario
M6R 2M3
1 866.389.Tart (8278)
416. 651. 3009
Tues to Fri 10am - 7pm
Sat 9am - 6pm
Sun 12pm - 5pm
Closed Mondays
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
Zach Braff (Garden State, Scrubs) has a new post up on his blog, where he denies the rumours that he is enganged to girlfriend Mandy Moore. No hissyfit, no publicist, just drops a line to keep us up to date. Nice.Garden State - Zach Braff Blog
Rumor Patrol:I've been enjoying the latest season of Scrubs. NBC didn't bother scheduling them until the winter, so the cast and crew of the show used the time to get even wierder, funnier and more surreal (surrealier ain't a word). Give it a shot when it comes back after the Winter Olympics. And to tide yourself over, check out the DVD sets for Seasons One and Two. You can see the actors and writers start to develop the chracters over the span of the first two seasons. The extras and commentaries are excellent and rewarding: little inside jokes in Season 5 start to creep up ("Colonel Doctor"). I'll post a longer review of the show this week.
I am not engaged. But I am dating a very lovely lady. (read rags for fun if you must, but please don't believe what you read)
I am not part tiger. (one photographer got a shot of my tail and things got blown out of proportion.)
I do love Life Cereal. (this one's true. Man it's good; either flavor.)
I am going to be Vesper Lind (the new Bond love interest). After the success of certain films this year, they have decided to "shake things up" this time around. And so Bond will be gay. I play Vesper Lind, a German spy who loves trip-hop and raves. I assassinate my victims by forcing them to drink the fluid inside of glow-sticks. James and I meet when our hands accidentally touch during a "Licensed to Kill" seminar in Dusseldorf. We were both reaching for an "Ain't Misbehavin" CD that kills an enemy after he/she listens to the Act One curtain closer. Not very effective as a means of assassination since the target would have to make it through some really mediocre numbers in the first act, and like I said, it only works on "he/she's" which aren't very common in the spy business outside of Thailand. Can't say much more it's all very hush-hush...
Friday, February 17, 2006
- That 70's Show is ending its series with an episode set on New Year's Eve 1980. No word on whether departed stars Topher Grace & Ashton Kutcher will make appearances. The show almost lasted longer than the real 70s, I thought they'd never come out of that basement. Bring on the cocaine and the Flock of Seagulls hairdos. Even Those 70's Kids Should Have Seen It Coming - New York Times
- People would rather watch a singing competition that happens every 4 months rather than a sports competition that takes place every 4 years. 'Idol' Trounces Olympics in Ratings War - Yahoo! News
- Just in time for Valentine's Day, on the blog of the character Barney from "How I Met Your Mother": WHEN SHOULD YOU WEAR JEANS TO A STRIP CLUB... NEVER!
- For those readers (I know you're there) who are fans of Babylon 5, the actor who played Ambassador G'Kar, Andreas Katsulas passed away this week after a battle with lung cancer. He was only 59 and was a lifelong smoker until his diagnosis. B5 creator J. Michael Straczynski shares his thoughts: JMSNewsLink provided by: Various and Sundry - JMS on Andreas Katsulas
- Remember those abrasive Alexander Keith ads with the angry Scotsman? Yeah, you'll never see them again. The actor who plays the Scotsman is facing some very serious charges. CBC News: Actor in beer ads faces child porn charges
Thursday, February 16, 2006
Found this is an old file, can't remember what site it came from, but enjoy:
PRISON = WORK / WORK = PRISON
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer...
IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON you get three meals a day.
AT WORK you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON you get your own toilet.
AT WORK you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.
IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.
IN PRISON all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK they are called managers.
PRISON = WORK / WORK = PRISON
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer...
IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON you get three meals a day.
AT WORK you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON you get your own toilet.
AT WORK you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.
IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.
IN PRISON all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK they are called managers.
Warren Ellis, writer of comic books and other good things, posted a note about the upcoming San Diego Comic Con, aka Nerd Prom. And then Joss Whedon added his two cents in the comment section. And then Warren replied. It was, as they say, "on". I may put up the transcript later. It's all in good fun, though it devolves into not-so family friendly. And poor John Cassady, who draws Ellis's Planetary and Whedon's Astonishing X-Men caught in the middle, while giving a new context to "Say my name!" when he's dragged into the war of words.
Joss vs Warren takes place throughout the comment section of the first link.
Warrenellis.com - The Long March To Nerd Prom Begins
Warrenellis.com - Joss Whedon Schools Me In The Way Of The Nerd
Joss vs Warren takes place throughout the comment section of the first link.
Warrenellis.com - The Long March To Nerd Prom Begins
Warrenellis.com - Joss Whedon Schools Me In The Way Of The Nerd
Monday, February 13, 2006
Photoshop programs + Valentine's Day = Big Time Funny
Shake up this big old fake of a holiday with some funny Valentine's Day cards. The crew at Something Awful have posted a number of Star Wars themed Valentine's Day cards. Click the link here and flip through. The corny punchlines remind me of those packs of cards I used to buy in grade school.
Shake up this big old fake of a holiday with some funny Valentine's Day cards. The crew at Something Awful have posted a number of Star Wars themed Valentine's Day cards. Click the link here and flip through. The corny punchlines remind me of those packs of cards I used to buy in grade school.
Spent Saturday night at a party to commemorate some work-friends who are having a baby next month. The theme was something like "It's All Gonna Change Now, Oh My God!". Which is why men don't throw baby showers. A good time was had, can't complain since I got home after the sun came up. Some thoughts:
- There is a song that will loosen up a karoke crowd, that will turn "no, not me" into "give me the microphone and let me show you how it's done". That song is Banana Boat (Day-O) by Harry Belafonte. I mean, who hasn't seen Beetlejuice? Take this knowledge and go forth.
- While we are on the subject, how can a karaoke book have "Get Busy" by Sean Paul but misses out on "Poison" by Bell Biv Devoe?
- Does every redheaded woman know every song lyric from "The Little Mermaid"?
- Bachelor bartender: A Purple Haze is one part Vodka, one part Blue Curacao, and enough cranberry to turn blue to purple. I don't know how I forgot this, but it's a pretty looking drink to make for a lady.
- At what point are you too old to drink beer from a funnel? I vote 30.
- I refer to the movie Animal House for this quote "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. " It also is not the way to play poker. (It was a "just for fun" game... I think.)
- Don't tell me the universe doesn't have a sense of humour: at a party to celebrate the impending birth of a baby, it was around 3 in the morning when the mother-to-be casually brought up she had been having some contractions. That'll sober you up quickly. I was going to say "mild" contractions, but I'm pretty sure even a mild one would kill me. We ended the night with no trips to the hospital by the way; she felt fine later.
Saturday, February 11, 2006
This season of The Office has become a highlight of my TV schedule. I planned to avoid this show initially, assuming it was a pale imitation of the original British show, but recent episodes have been terrifically funny, still in the feel of the original while feeling new. Original creator Ricky Gervais is coming on to write an episode this season.
What really kills me are funny characters, most notably the excellent Steve Carrell as manager Michael Scott who believes its more important to be a friend than a boss but can't seem to do either well. Every interaction he has with people is a car wreck you can't look away from. There's the unspoken love between Jim and Pam, which I can't believe they manage to sustain for so long. Jenna Fischer and John Krasinski act so well with just a few glances at each other. And B.J. Novak as Ryan the temp was terrific on the Valentine's episode, realizing he hooked up with a co-worker on February 13th. Not to mention Dwight recieving the best gift ever.
I came across the romantic iTunes playlist of Michael Scott, manager for Dunder Miflin. His musical tastes and comments give you an idea where the character is coming from. (click to expand):
What really kills me are funny characters, most notably the excellent Steve Carrell as manager Michael Scott who believes its more important to be a friend than a boss but can't seem to do either well. Every interaction he has with people is a car wreck you can't look away from. There's the unspoken love between Jim and Pam, which I can't believe they manage to sustain for so long. Jenna Fischer and John Krasinski act so well with just a few glances at each other. And B.J. Novak as Ryan the temp was terrific on the Valentine's episode, realizing he hooked up with a co-worker on February 13th. Not to mention Dwight recieving the best gift ever.
I came across the romantic iTunes playlist of Michael Scott, manager for Dunder Miflin. His musical tastes and comments give you an idea where the character is coming from. (click to expand):
Just like the show, I laughed at each pick, and just cringed to think of the headspace this character occupies. The current season will run until the end of March, and has been picked up for September. Apparently, having the show available for downloading on the (U.S.) iTunes site has resulted in increased ratings and awareness.
Now we can hope for a Jim, Pam, or Dwight playlist. The Office airs Thursday nights at 9:30 on NBC. No Canadian outlet was smart enough to pick this up yet.
PS Holy crap that is a talented cast! The woman who plays Kelly, Mindy Kaling, was one of the writers of the satirical play Matt & Ben. She wrote the episode a few weeks back where Michael burned his foot with his George Foreman grill. B.J. Novak has also writen a few, including last week's "Boys and Girls".
Jenna Fischer is keeping a blog for TV Guide.com at Insider - tvguide.com
the2scoops found this at Music For Kids Who Can't Read Good
Friday, February 10, 2006
Updated: Video expired & removed
A few friends asked for this, so here's Canadian indie supergroup Broken Social Scene performing on the Conan O'Brien last week, January 31st. The song is '7/4(Shoreline)' from their new self-titled album, featuring Emily Haines from Metric and Leslie Feist. I love Conan's call for "more guitars". When you see them live, you tend to get this many people. Here we have 6 guitarists, 2 singers, 1 drummer, and a 5 piece brass section.
Quick bio: Broken Social Scene grew out of the Toronto music scene, with a number of peroformers who play with other bands. Many of them, such as Jason Collett, Feist and Andrew Whiteman (Apostle of Hustle) have found success on their own albums, and many of the members collaborate on each others projects. The reason I keep telling people to see them live is I can't imagine how long something this creative and lumbering can keep going. Just in case, catch them any chance you have. I have literally played their 2003 CD You Forgot It In People into the ground, and had to buy a replacement. Twice.
You can find more about Broken Social Scene and the assorted bands that each artist contributes to here at the Arts and Crafts label site. The site has plenty of music and videos to go around.
Links:
Arts&Crafts: Broken Social Scene
Broken Social Scene: You Forgot It in People: Pitchfork Review
Broken Social Scene - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
A few friends asked for this, so here's Canadian indie supergroup Broken Social Scene performing on the Conan O'Brien last week, January 31st. The song is '7/4(Shoreline)' from their new self-titled album, featuring Emily Haines from Metric and Leslie Feist. I love Conan's call for "more guitars". When you see them live, you tend to get this many people. Here we have 6 guitarists, 2 singers, 1 drummer, and a 5 piece brass section.
Quick bio: Broken Social Scene grew out of the Toronto music scene, with a number of peroformers who play with other bands. Many of them, such as Jason Collett, Feist and Andrew Whiteman (Apostle of Hustle) have found success on their own albums, and many of the members collaborate on each others projects. The reason I keep telling people to see them live is I can't imagine how long something this creative and lumbering can keep going. Just in case, catch them any chance you have. I have literally played their 2003 CD You Forgot It In People into the ground, and had to buy a replacement. Twice.
You can find more about Broken Social Scene and the assorted bands that each artist contributes to here at the Arts and Crafts label site. The site has plenty of music and videos to go around.
Links:
Arts&Crafts: Broken Social Scene
Broken Social Scene: You Forgot It in People: Pitchfork Review
Broken Social Scene - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Wednesday, February 08, 2006
Canadian Music Week has posted the CMW 2006 schedule
for the festival running March 1st through 4th. Wristbands for the 2006 CMW Festival Showcases are available now for $35 and are available for purchase at all Ticketmaster outlets or 416.870.8000 to charge by phone, and on the Canadian Music Week web site. The wristband gets you in any of the shows on a first-come, first-served basis and is the best value for your money; otherwise shows are $10 - $15 each.
Over 150 new artists are featured this year, all looking to make a name for themselves. Bars and clubs host showcases each night, with each showcase made of 4 or 5 bands performing over the night. This festival is heavily populated by A&R representatives (an acronym for Artists and Repertoire) who are record company personnel whose job it is to discover new talent and sign bands to their label. And of course, keep an eye out for Queen Street Man and his kind.
Having done the festival, I can advise you:
CMW 2006 schedule
for the festival running March 1st through 4th. Wristbands for the 2006 CMW Festival Showcases are available now for $35 and are available for purchase at all Ticketmaster outlets or 416.870.8000 to charge by phone, and on the Canadian Music Week web site. The wristband gets you in any of the shows on a first-come, first-served basis and is the best value for your money; otherwise shows are $10 - $15 each.
Over 150 new artists are featured this year, all looking to make a name for themselves. Bars and clubs host showcases each night, with each showcase made of 4 or 5 bands performing over the night. This festival is heavily populated by A&R representatives (an acronym for Artists and Repertoire) who are record company personnel whose job it is to discover new talent and sign bands to their label. And of course, keep an eye out for Queen Street Man and his kind.
Having done the festival, I can advise you:
- Wear comfortable footwear. You'll be standing in line or running for a cab/streetcar.
- Avoid the heavy coat, you won't want to gamble on a coatcheck. Layer up and bring a bag to stash your layers in.
- Map out which shows you want to hit, leave yourself enough time to get to and from each show and have a back up plan in case it's full up (The Horseshoe showcases always have a line-up at showtime).
- Hang in there if there is a lineup. People are coming and going from the showcases all the time because, like you, they are on the move to check out a band or two from each showcase.
CMW 2006 schedule
A skilled skewering of the Toronto hipster stereotype, Queen Street Man video is making the rounds: biking around Queen Street, checking out the latest trends and texting as he goes so that everyone knows he is on the cutting edge.
Be sure to check it out for a laugh and put yourself through a makeover if you recognize yourself in this video. I agree with a soundtrack for everyone: make it a series, with Kensington Cutie, Yorkville Yuppie, Dundas Dude and Little Italy Lady. And for the record, I've never had that many concert buttons on my bag or jacket...
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Queen Street Man credits: writer Paul Cotton, filmed by Nick M. Lokos and editer D. Mullins, with music by The Tangiers.
the2scoops first saw this at:
BlogTO | Queen Street Man!, Torontoist: A Day in the Life of Queen Street Man, and a soundtrack for everyone: Queen Street Man! Queen Street Man!
Be sure to check it out for a laugh and put yourself through a makeover if you recognize yourself in this video. I agree with a soundtrack for everyone: make it a series, with Kensington Cutie, Yorkville Yuppie, Dundas Dude and Little Italy Lady. And for the record, I've never had that many concert buttons on my bag or jacket...
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Queen Street Man credits: writer Paul Cotton, filmed by Nick M. Lokos and editer D. Mullins, with music by The Tangiers.
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BlogTO | Queen Street Man!, Torontoist: A Day in the Life of Queen Street Man, and a soundtrack for everyone: Queen Street Man! Queen Street Man!
Monday, February 06, 2006
Updated: YouTube.com has the full 40 minute episode for viewing. I have the show here or you can watch it at YouTube - Dave Chappelle On Oprah Winfrey Show 2.3.06. Dave Chappelle gets stressed, he walks off a show and goes to Africa. When I get stressed, I eat Thai food and go to The Local for a Guinness. Dave and I should take up yoga.
Fresh from tearing James Frey into a million little pieces, Oprah scored a second get with an interview with Dave Chappelle. In the episode last week Dave reveals the big reason he walked away from the show - dude was stressed. Too much, too soon, too many interests to appease.
May take a minute to load the stream. Smaller more managable chunks of the episode can be found at: YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.
Link to video: YouTube - Dave Chappelle On Oprah Winfrey Show 2.3.06
CNN.com - Chappelle to Oprah: I was stressed out - Feb 3, 2006
Fresh from tearing James Frey into a million little pieces, Oprah scored a second get with an interview with Dave Chappelle. In the episode last week Dave reveals the big reason he walked away from the show - dude was stressed. Too much, too soon, too many interests to appease.
May take a minute to load the stream. Smaller more managable chunks of the episode can be found at: YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.
Link to video: YouTube - Dave Chappelle On Oprah Winfrey Show 2.3.06
CNN.com - Chappelle to Oprah: I was stressed out - Feb 3, 2006
Want to avoid making eye contact with the other zombies on the subway? Try a few podcasts to break up your playlists. Listen to enough of them and you'll be able to contribute to conversations and eventually form meaningful relationships.
Here are some great podcasts I'm listening to lately. Podcasts are essentially downloadable programs and essays that you to listen to on your computer or on your MP3 player. Once you subscribe (free) you receive daily or weekly updates automatically. I make a point of taking a few on the iPod to break up my constant stream of music.
To receive a podcast, you need version 4.9 of iTunes installed: http://www.apple.com/itunes. It is free to use and is my music software of choice, easiest to manipulate, more intuitive than other programs.
Podcasts
- CBC Radio 3: Breaking New Sound - Sooo much good music to find here. It contains 100% Canadian music from new and emerging artists from a variety of genres. I've found some great new artists here and even though it may not be all to your taste, you'll find something new to love. One of the top podcasts worldwide. Bonus: most of these bands tour relentlessly. You can see 6 or 8 shows from these guys for the price of a Nickleback ticket.
ITunes Podcast Link: CBC Radio 3 - The British are funny. It's been proven. For some good laughs, Ricky Gervais (creator of TV's The Office) has been offering The Ricky Gervais Show for downloading:
Karl Pilkington, unencumbered by any meaningful degree of intellect, continues to elicit exasperation and exultation in equal measure from Ricky Gervais and Steve Merchant.
- He is making a set of 12 (up to episode 9 right now) and is just a silly show. Episode 8 features readings from Karl's diary which were so ridiculous and spins on so many tangents I almost choked trying not to laugh right out loud on the bus.
- Slate's Daily Podcast offers a selection of stories, interviews, and weekly American political roundup from Slate online magazine.
ITunes Podcast Link: Slate Daily Podcast - KCRW.com station in San Diego offers of some of the live sessions performed by unsigned and independent artists.
ITunes Podcast Link: Mornings Become Eclectic - There are about 20 other programs avalable, spanning news, politics, arts and business. Check out the list: KCRW Podcasting
ITunes Podcast Link: The Ricky Gervais Show
Website: Ricky Gervais
Podcast Website: Guardian Unlimited - Ricky Gervais podcast
Friday, February 03, 2006
Accordion Guy has guest contributor Eldon Brown give the full smackdown report for the reading at the Gladstone featuring film critic turned novelist Katrina "How Happy to Be" Onstad and voice for self-involved privileged women everywhere and Globe and Mail columnist turned novelist, Leah "The Continuity Girl" McLaren. I was a little sad to hear their was no hair pulling or cosmopolitan hurling going-on.
The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century :: Joey deVilla's Weblog :: The McLaren vs. Onstad Championship Chicklit Canlit Catfight
The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century :: Joey deVilla's Weblog :: The McLaren vs. Onstad Championship Chicklit Canlit Catfight
- One of my favourite shows My Name Is Earl was rejected before it made it to air by every major network including NBC. Perseverance paid off and once new management moved in at NBC, they were accepted and became a hit comedy. Fox probably would have under-promoted it and cancelled it by now.
- As a practicing insomniac, I have been watching the CBS Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson. He is a terrific host: funny, self-depreciating, genial and genuine. It was a truly emotional night when Craig made his Monday show a tribute to his dad, who had passed away the previous night. Craig used his show to effectively hold a wake for his dad and, with his voice cracking, shared memories of his dad. He paints a "poignant and funny" picture of his father that makes you want to know him. You can watch the 15 minute monologue that is such a sweet dedication to a father here: CBS - Late Late Show Comedy and click on January 30, 2006.
- Saturday Night Live this week features Steve Martin, hosting for the 14th time and musical guest Prince. I'll do the usual - tape it and fast forward to the highlights. I've always been a fan of Steve Martin, despite the dumbness of movies like "Cheaper by the Dozen" and the upcoming "Pink Panther". For some good and funny Steve Martin, rent The Jerk, a wild and funny movie.
- It's no surprise that child actors can turn into screwed-up adults. Time and again, they end up as tragic fodder for E! True Hollywood Stories. When a show ends, its the equivalent of putting the child through a divorce, unemployment and expulsion all at the same time. The latest stories involve Jodie Sweetin, the precocious middle sister on Full House, who had a fricking methamphetamine habit. The intervention that saved her life was held by Bob Saget, The Olsen Twins and John Stamos, which would have been surreal even without the drugs.
- And then there's the little sister from sitcom Family Matters. Yeah, she did porn and told Oprah about it.
Even though the Fall TV launch is 8 months off, I am already looking forward to the new show from Aaron Sorkin called Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. It's an hourlong comedy-drama set behind the scenes of a fictional Saturday Night Live type show. The show has a 13-episode inital commitment (standard for a new show) and will likely be a centrepiece show for the fall launch. This is just what NBC needs because, aside from My Name Is Earl, Scrubs and The Office, the network's offerings have been underwhelming, awash in shows that have gotten a touch stale and stuck around past their prime (Will & Grace, Crossing Jordan, ER).
Aaron Sorkin is best known for being the driving creative force behing the first 4 (the watchable ones) seasons of The West Wing, the show Sports Night and the screenwriter of The American President and A Few Good Men. He writes terrific dialogue, creates well-devloped characters who tend to do a lot of walking and talking, and does some smart work with building relationships amongst the characters. Studio 60 sounds more like the much missed Sports Night, a comedy that was set at a Sports Center type show that was terrificly smart, unconventional, and entertaining - hence its cancellation by ABC after 2 seasons. It did feature some great actors who went on to bigger and better things, notably Peter Krause (Nate on Six Feet Under and Oscar nominee Felicity Huffman (Desperate Housewives and the film Transamerica).
The cast for this new show is exceptional, full of performers I like and think are generally underrated. The main character is played by Matthew Perry (Friends), whose Emmy nominated guest appearance on The West Wing made me want to see him added to the show and made me realize he can play character's other than "Chandler Bing". (He was also great in a Scrubs episode last year, which he directed). He plays a genius writer who was fired and is brought back to run the show. This is a much more suitable vehicle for his hsot at post-Friends success, as opposed to recycling the same character in another generic sitcom (hello cast of Seinfeld).
Other notable actors include Amanda Peet (The Whole Nine Yards) as the network president who brings the writer in; D.L. Hughley (The Hughleys) as one of the star performers on the sketch show, Steven Weber (Wings), Evan Handler (Charlotte's husband on Sex and the City), and Nathan Corddry (The Daily Show - that show just breeds funny).
Of course, me loving this show combined with the "sure thing" nature of it is a sure sign that I have doomed the whole thing. Maybe I should just clear the space on the "DVD sets of TV shows I loved and got cancelled", between Firefly and Arrested Development.
Variety.com - Sorkin finds a friend
Amanda Peet joining Matthew Perry in 'Studio 60' - Yahoo! News
Aaron Sorkin is best known for being the driving creative force behing the first 4 (the watchable ones) seasons of The West Wing, the show Sports Night and the screenwriter of The American President and A Few Good Men. He writes terrific dialogue, creates well-devloped characters who tend to do a lot of walking and talking, and does some smart work with building relationships amongst the characters. Studio 60 sounds more like the much missed Sports Night, a comedy that was set at a Sports Center type show that was terrificly smart, unconventional, and entertaining - hence its cancellation by ABC after 2 seasons. It did feature some great actors who went on to bigger and better things, notably Peter Krause (Nate on Six Feet Under and Oscar nominee Felicity Huffman (Desperate Housewives and the film Transamerica).
The cast for this new show is exceptional, full of performers I like and think are generally underrated. The main character is played by Matthew Perry (Friends), whose Emmy nominated guest appearance on The West Wing made me want to see him added to the show and made me realize he can play character's other than "Chandler Bing". (He was also great in a Scrubs episode last year, which he directed). He plays a genius writer who was fired and is brought back to run the show. This is a much more suitable vehicle for his hsot at post-Friends success, as opposed to recycling the same character in another generic sitcom (hello cast of Seinfeld).
Other notable actors include Amanda Peet (The Whole Nine Yards) as the network president who brings the writer in; D.L. Hughley (The Hughleys) as one of the star performers on the sketch show, Steven Weber (Wings), Evan Handler (Charlotte's husband on Sex and the City), and Nathan Corddry (The Daily Show - that show just breeds funny).
Of course, me loving this show combined with the "sure thing" nature of it is a sure sign that I have doomed the whole thing. Maybe I should just clear the space on the "DVD sets of TV shows I loved and got cancelled", between Firefly and Arrested Development.
Variety.com - Sorkin finds a friend
Amanda Peet joining Matthew Perry in 'Studio 60' - Yahoo! News
Wednesday, February 01, 2006
Chuck Norris seems to be catching on as a pop culture icon. For those who don't recall, he was a karate champion turned action star of the late 1970s and early 80s, before returning in to 1990s as TV's "Walker: Texas Ranger". Two of the funniest things I've seen all week center around the man whose beard alone could kill you.
Below is another great video from Saturday Night Live - "Young Chuck Norris".
But first, a website called Chuck Norris Facts has over 8000 Chuck Facts, all dedicated to just how deadly and manly tough is the man with the roundhose kick.
My favourites:
- Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
- The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
- The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
- If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
- Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
- The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
- Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
- Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
- Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Thanks to Jon Filson who pointed me towards Chuck Norris facts in his Toronto Star column ego & id.
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