Chuck Norris seems to be catching on as a pop culture icon. For those who don't recall, he was a karate champion turned action star of the late 1970s and early 80s, before returning in to 1990s as TV's "Walker: Texas Ranger". Two of the funniest things I've seen all week center around the man whose beard alone could kill you.
Below is another great video from Saturday Night Live - "Young Chuck Norris".
But first, a website called Chuck Norris Facts has over 8000 Chuck Facts, all dedicated to just how deadly and manly tough is the man with the roundhose kick.
My favourites:
- Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
- The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
- The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
- If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
- Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
- The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
- Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
- Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
- Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Thanks to Jon Filson who pointed me towards Chuck Norris facts in his Toronto Star column ego & id.
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