If Chuck Norris kicks the internet, it's not getting up again

Chuck Norris seems to be catching on as a pop culture icon. For those who don't recall, he was a karate champion turned action star of the late 1970s and early 80s, before returning in to 1990s as TV's "Walker: Texas Ranger". Two of the funniest things I've seen all week center around the man whose beard alone could kill you.

Below is another great video from Saturday Night Live - "Young Chuck Norris".

But first, a website called Chuck Norris Facts has over 8000 Chuck Facts, all dedicated to just how deadly and manly tough is the man with the roundhose kick.

My favourites:

• Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
• The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
• The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.


• If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
• Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
• The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
• Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
• Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
• Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Young Chuck Norris:



Chuck Norris - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Thanks to Jon Filson who pointed me towards Chuck Norris facts in his Toronto Star column ego & id.