Software vs Man

Following a comment a friend made the other day that she thinks it makes more sense to marry software than a man, I thought I would take a survey and come up with the pro and con arguments:

Software Better Than Men Pros (thanks for the input Nikita):

• Will respond to input
• Can be debugged
• Can be upgraded to a better version
• Will not be obsessed with sports or anything else unless you program it that way
• Can follow directions
• Comes with a manual and help commands
• Only need to be reminded once about anniversaries and birthdays

Some Areas Where Software Falls Short (thanks me):

• Software won't notice how nice you look in those shoes
• Software doesn't dance
• Software won't pick up the dry cleaning
• Software may recommend a good movie, but never springs for popcorn
• Software doesn't know massage
• And I have yet to find software that makes a good martini. They always add too much vermouth.
  

We'll leave out the obvious "physical" shortcomings of software. That's more of a hardware issue and frankly, a little harder for us to argue against.