I've been chatting with a friend after she saw the Stranger Than Fiction trailer, and we got to talking about inner monologues.
Tell me about your inner monologue:
My inner monologue sometimes slips outside: I ask whether that was my inside or outside voice. "I can't believe I have to spend time with this idiot .... oh, was that my outside voice?"
I think my inner monologue changes narrators a bit. Someday's it's Tom Waits (eccentric and gravelly). Sometime's it sounds like Ian McKellan, but lately I get a lot of Ian McShane/Al Swearengen from Deadwood. I think I'd go batty if it sounded like Dennis Miller or Ray Romano.
My friend on the other hand has a chatty monologue, who can go from demure to lunatic in a minute, and "curses more than an entire platoon of military boys". Which sounds like Helena Bonham Carter in the movie Fight Club.
Who's in your head?
Tell me about your inner monologue:
- Is it a type of voice, male or female?
- Does it just go "la-la-la I'm so pretty" all day?
- Does it have an accent?
- Does it sound like an actor?
- Does your voice sound like Samuel L Jackson somedays: "I want these mutha#*@$ing TPS reports off my mutha#*@$ing desk right now! And where's my mutha#*@$ing coffee?"
- If it sounds like Zach Braff, then you probably watch a lot of Scrubs.
- Does it sound like Marvin the Paranoid Android? (seek help)
- Does it sound like Carrie Bradshaw from Sex In the City? (seek help and a Cosmo)
- Does it sound like a musical? (seek funding)
- Does it encourage you, criticize you?
- Or do you just hear a song or theme music all day?
My inner monologue sometimes slips outside: I ask whether that was my inside or outside voice. "I can't believe I have to spend time with this idiot .... oh, was that my outside voice?"
I think my inner monologue changes narrators a bit. Someday's it's Tom Waits (eccentric and gravelly). Sometime's it sounds like Ian McKellan, but lately I get a lot of Ian McShane/Al Swearengen from Deadwood. I think I'd go batty if it sounded like Dennis Miller or Ray Romano.
My friend on the other hand has a chatty monologue, who can go from demure to lunatic in a minute, and "curses more than an entire platoon of military boys". Which sounds like Helena Bonham Carter in the movie Fight Club.
Who's in your head?
1 comments:
unfortunly my inner monologue is anything from songs of Sharon, Lois & Bram to the Wiggles
Yep that's right just point your fingers and do the twist!sung in an Aussie accent.
I know it's sad but that's what happens when you have a child
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