The word "Stars" is thrown about rather loosely

The latest installment of ABC's Dancing With The Stars is back in September, and take a look at the cheese filled list of "celebrities". It's 1992 all over again:

TUCKER CARLSON – MSNBC news anchor -- and often controversial -- conservative political TV pundit and columnist. Wonder if Jon Stewart may cover this on The Daily Show.
MONIQUE COLEMAN – Actress and teen idol from Disney Channel’s smash hit “High School Musical.”
SARA EVANS – Country Music Award-winning and top-selling singing sensation. Who?
WILLA FORD – Singing sensation and self-professed “bad girl of pop.” The Lee Aaron of her time.
VIVICA A. FOX – Stunning film and television actress/producer who has starred in several major blockbusters including “Kill Bill” and “Independence Day.” What happenned to her career???
HARRY HAMLIN – Film and TV star of the hit, award-winning drama series “L.A. Law” and husband of “Dancing with the Stars” alumna Lisa Rinna. 'cause when you can't get Corbin Bernsen, gotta get Harry. Seriously, what else was he doing?
JOE (not Joey?) LAWRENCE – Actor and former teen heartthrob. Whoa.
MARIO LOPEZ – Actor form Saved By The Bell. Suppose Jessie Spano could drop by and show him some moves? I just can't picture Slater throwing the jazzhands.
SHANNA MOAKLER – National beauty queen, actress, model and reality television star.
EMMITT SMITH – An NFL legend and three-time Super Bowl champion who holds the world’s all-time leading rushing record and is considered one of the greatest football players to ever play the game.
JERRY SPRINGER – Notorious TV talk show host. Amongst all the cheese, this one surprises me.

So there you go, try to pick out which parts of your brain watching this show will kill and giver.

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