LOST: Return to Craphole Island

LOST returns tonight for Season 5, it’s looking like a good ‘un. Unfortunately if you’re not watching it already, it’s going to be hard to get into with it’s rich narrative mythology, but if you’ve put in the work to catch-up you will be oh so rewarded, Jack’s tattoo origin aside. Lost is an excellent show to catch on DVD - I heard the Blu-Ray Season 4 set is gorgeous, and they’ll be releasing the first few seasons on Blu-Ray as well.

For a summary of the past 4 years on Craphole Island, you can’t beat the write-up by Isaac_Spaceman over at ALOTT5MA. It’s as funny as it is accurate. Here’s an excerpt:

PILOT: Is this a joke?

HURLEY: No, all of the jokes around here are mine.

PILOT: Oh, great, tell me a good one.

HURLEY: What has two thumbs and is dead?

PILOT: I give up.

HURLEY: My girlfriend and my best friend and the French paramilitary lady and her daughter and Arzt. Wait, that’s eight-to-ten thumbs.

PILOT: Ouch.

For the full write-up, click this link to ALOTT5MA - Previously on LOST