Wednesday, May 28, 2008

#4 - The Complicated Order Guy Who Needs his Coffee Right The F*&k Now.

Let me take your order and recommend “8 Types Of Annoying People You’ll Find Inside Starbucks”, including Overly Happy Greeter, Intern Buying For The Whole Office, and Study Groups:

2. Study Groups
"Hey, screw the library with all it’s “room” and “group space.” It makes way more sense to go to an incredibly busy and crowded Starbucks with tables that have insufficient space to lay your books. Everyone knows you have a poli-sci midterm, mostly because they can hear every fucking thing you’re saying because you’re yelling so that you can be heard over a frappucino being made. If you could, would you hold a study group session in a Turkish prison? Because Starbucks is basically the same thing, except with less gay sex, and a little bit better coffee.


Any missing from that list? And who hasn't wanted to slap the bluetooth earpiece off #4?

via ALOTT5MA - THESE ARE THE PEOPLE AT YOUR STARBUCKS...THEY'RE THE PEOPLE THAT YOU MEET EACH DAY

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