Don't plan your illegal activities on Crackbook. The police are hooked on it too, and might accept your invite and end your bush party before it even gets started. (Blog T.O.)
I think this would suit my friend Steph, who tends to just read the spoilers for movies she doesn't really want to see (ie "The Village"): a t-shirt for the movie spoiler in all of us (and yes, spoiler alert).
AAAARRRRRGGGGH! I was all prepared to beg you not to fall into the pattern of supporting any "Paris Hilton in Jail" day by day coverage, and then I read "Paris Hilton released from LA jail early". Due to an "unspecified medical condition" she is transferred to house arrest. Is herpes enough to get you a "Get Out Of Jail Free" card? Man, I just call "bullshit" on this whole mess, no way this would happen if she was poor or a non-celebrity. I know I don't have a sound argument or citing precedent, but COME ON!!!!! (between Hilton and Eckler, my inner-rant voice sounds like Denis Leary a lot recently)
And this is one of those "Sounded fun until he puked" drinking games: Edward Fortyhands. Amusing as blood alcohol poisoning is, I'd probably settle for taping to 2L bottles of Coke or beer, and then putting them through challenges.
I think this would suit my friend Steph, who tends to just read the spoilers for movies she doesn't really want to see (ie "The Village"): a t-shirt for the movie spoiler in all of us (and yes, spoiler alert).
AAAARRRRRGGGGH! I was all prepared to beg you not to fall into the pattern of supporting any "Paris Hilton in Jail" day by day coverage, and then I read "Paris Hilton released from LA jail early". Due to an "unspecified medical condition" she is transferred to house arrest. Is herpes enough to get you a "Get Out Of Jail Free" card? Man, I just call "bullshit" on this whole mess, no way this would happen if she was poor or a non-celebrity. I know I don't have a sound argument or citing precedent, but COME ON!!!!! (between Hilton and Eckler, my inner-rant voice sounds like Denis Leary a lot recently)
And this is one of those "Sounded fun until he puked" drinking games: Edward Fortyhands. Amusing as blood alcohol poisoning is, I'd probably settle for taping to 2L bottles of Coke or beer, and then putting them through challenges.
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Every time I hear someone say "COME ON!!!", I hear it said in a Will Arnett-as-GOB voice :)
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