Seating in the Taste of Failure section

You know that warm glowing feeling that having the hometown sports team win a game gives you? Well they don't know that feeling in Philadelphia. That's why for the 2007-08 season, the Philadelphia 76ers and Flyers will be offering two sections' worth of "all you can eat" seats entitling you to all the hot dogs, popcorn, nacho chips/cheese/salsa and soft drinks you can consume to replace that feeling of pride in your local team.

Can't they just mix that all into one container and serve it as a Failure Bowl?*

* yes I know that's a Patton Oswalt comedy routine. Just seemed appropriate was all.

via ALOTT5MA