Today is Talk Like A Pirate Day. So put on the eye patch and listen to some Ringo Starrrr in your carrrr as you pick up some sandwiches from Arrrby's, on your way to see Superbad, which is rated RRRRRRRRR.
YouTube - SNL Pirate Convention with honored guest Peter Sarsgaard
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YouTube - SNL Pirate Convention with honored guest Peter Sarsgaard
Pirate Joke.com
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What type of pants does a pirate wear?
Carrrgo.
You know what football team they support?
Tampa Bay Bucanneers? Nope, the Toronto Arrrgos.
Must lay off the rum before noon...
Q: How much did the pirate pay for corn?
A: A buck an ear.
Q: Where do you find bucaneers?
A: On the sides of your bucanhead!
wokka-wokka
So this pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
The bartender asks: What's with the steering wheel in your pants?
Pirate: Ar, I don't know, but 'tis driving me nuts!
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