The official Christopher Walken for President 2008 website has been up and running for the past month. I haven't seen any word on the legitimacy of it, but wouldn't you vote for a president who:
- has taken on both James Bond (in one of the more laughable (but not on purpose) efforts in the franchise, A View to a Kill and Batman in Batman Returns.
- who can move through the air with the greatest of ease, as shown in the video for Fatboy Slim's song, Weapon of Choice
- will put it all on the line with a friendly game of Russian Roulette. Deer Hunter
- knows what it's like to have an uncomfortable piece of metal up his ass for two years in order to fulfill a promise. Pulp Fiction
- is willing to make the call when he recognizes that what the country really needs is More Cowbell!
And who wouldn't respect a leader who could be brutally honest with his people: "I spent half my life in prison. I never got away with anything, and I never killed anybody that didn't deserve it." King of New York
Do your duty and spread the word:
Walken for Pres in 2008: He's Your Weapon of Choice!
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