Shotgun Reviews lets us know "if you ever find me non-responsive, please do not call Mary-Kate Olsen before calling the proper emergency agencies. If you believe that you must call a celebrity, please select from the following list (click here)"
This following the news that, upon noticing that Heath Ledger wasn't sleeping, but was unconscious and cold to the touch, "masseuse Diana Wolozin actually called Mary-Kate Olsen three times before dialing 911" (source). Investigators are saying this won't "affect the investigation into the actor's death because authorities believe he was already dead when she discovered his body". 3 calls? 10 minutes before dialing 911? WTF! What can an Olsen twin do that an ambulance can't? Is there some special Celebrity Super Defibullator she has access to? Where's Danny Tanner when you need him?
This following the news that, upon noticing that Heath Ledger wasn't sleeping, but was unconscious and cold to the touch, "masseuse Diana Wolozin actually called Mary-Kate Olsen three times before dialing 911" (source). Investigators are saying this won't "affect the investigation into the actor's death because authorities believe he was already dead when she discovered his body". 3 calls? 10 minutes before dialing 911? WTF! What can an Olsen twin do that an ambulance can't? Is there some special Celebrity Super Defibullator she has access to? Where's Danny Tanner when you need him?
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