Tuesday, March 14, 2006

From an anonymous source, here is the answer to Valentine's Day. You know Valentine's Day as that if a man doesn't at least bring home a stuffed bear holding a heart, they're on the couch. So here it is on March 14th, Happy Steak and a BJ Day! A classy holiday where the card comes with a bib.

Steak and BJ Day was founded by Tom Birdsey:

You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other.

Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day".

Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.

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3 comments:

Mark said...

If girls can get multiple valentines from different guys... Can guys get multiple steaks and BJs from different girls?

Anonymous said...

imho steak and bj day should fall BEFORE valentines day. just to ensure we actually get them, and not excuses

Krystal said...

I'm go. Valentines day has more legs in the air than an upturned centipede, let steak and bj day be a way of returning the favor. ;)